i haven't blogged for so long that i almost forgot my username and password (i've had virtual constipation!).
speaking of passwords - i've recently switched my mobile phone network. after years of faithfulness with one provider another came along with a decent offer and no long term contract so i've defected. anyway, having set my contract up online (where else?) i was unable to pick up my voicemail so had to call their service centre:
'OK, what's your password?'
'erm, xxxxxxxxx?'
'no'
'oh, zzzzzzzzz?'
'i'm afraid not'
'is it vvvvvvvvv?
and on and on (obviously those aren't really my passwords) until i'd exhuasted all my options.
so, i may not know my own mobile phone password but there is someone in a call centre somewhere who knows all my passwords and is probably busy emptying my bank account and stealing my identity right now.
he or she may even be writing this post.
oh no!