make mine a double

i am getting SO bored of holding the door open for people and them not bothering to say thanks that i am going to start slamming them in people's faces instead.
but i digress.
ask me what i did yesterday.
i had coffee with steven short!
ask me what i'm talking about.
i have a penpal called steven short. he lives in san francisco. he comes over once a year and we hook up for coffee or lunch. it's an oddly fulfilling relationship.
ask me how we met.
i googled myself (don't give me that, you've googled yourself too!) and found some of his pictures. i did harbour a bit of a fantasy that he would be the man of my dreams. how great would it be to date someone with the same name!
tell me it wouldn't be.
oh!
well, i like it!