how shit is that?

so, hangover from hell. went in to the west end today. walking down shaftesbury ave i saw one of those 'caricature' artists. selling caricatures that basically look nothing like the famous people they are meant to represent. and he was selling a julia roberts picture. can you imagine unwrapping a present only to find that it's a really bad caricature of julia roberts. who you always thought was a really crap actress! then i went into the gap, for its '75% off sale'. and the shop smelt of farts! so i didn't stay. then i went to a certain large sports retailer (i'm not sure of libel/defamation laws on blogs so i won't name it but it's really huge and i was totally shagged by the time i got to the top floor) which was beyond bad. it had an entire floor dedicated to really naff jeans! in a sports store. then i overheard a spanish woman moaning that there was nothing in the shop except sports clothes. i felt like telling her that as this was a sports store that was probably par for the course, then again had she seen the jeans on floor one! but i was too hot and hungover and had to leave. so then i went to HMV and was totally appalled to come across a hugh grant box set. oh. my. god. can you imagine a worse present. beside the julia roberts pic, obviously.
fortunately i was meeting a friend to go the cinema so managed to avoid any further retail horrors.
happy new year.

how shit is that?

so, hangover from hell. went in to the west end today. walking down shaftesbury ave i saw one of those 'caricature' artists. selling caricatures that basically look nothing like the famous people they are meant to represent. and he was selling a julia roberts picture. can you imagine unwrapping a present only to find that it's a really bad caricature of julia roberts. who you always thought was a really crap actress! then i went into the gap, for its '75% off sale'. and the shop smelt of farts! so i didn't stay. then i went to a certain large sports retailer (i'm not sure of libel/defamation laws on blogs so i won't name it but it's really huge and i was totally shagged by the time i got to the top floor) which was beyond bad. it had an entire floor dedicated to really naff jeans! in a sports store. then i overheard a spanish woman moaning that there was nothing in the shop except sports clothes. i felt like telling her that as this was a sports store that was probably par for the course, then again had she seen the jeans on floor one! but i was too hot and hungover and had to leave. so then i went to HMV and was totally appalled to come across a hugh grant box set. oh. my. god. can you imagine a worse present. beside the julia roberts pic, obviously.
fortunately i was meeting a friend to go the cinema so managed to avoid any further retail horrors.
happy new year.