Tuesday, May 15, 2007

wake up and smell the coffee

yesterday it was people not thanking me for holding the door open. today it's those hideous wooden 'spatula' like things you get in coffee shops to stir your drinks with. what is the point of them apart from using up yet more trees. they. just. do. not. do. the. job. so, next time i go out for a coffee i am going to slam the door in the face of the person behind me and stab the 'hot beverage executive' (or whatever we are supposed to call them) in the eye with one of those sticks!
wanna come? i'll let you buy me a latte.
another thing that irritates the hell out of me are men (and it always is men) who ponce along the pavement when it's raining with stupid golfing umbrella. they seem to think that just because they've got some ridiculously massive brolly (and i'm thinking the bigger the umbrella the smaller the member!) that they own the pavement. why don't they just carry a smaller brolly and a handy bit of wire for poking in people's faces. it would be so much more comfortable for them and the result would be exactly the same.

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