i had that urge again today! to write obscenities on the paper pad next to pens for sale. this time the pens in question were flourescent pink, and seemed to be screaming out for me to do schoolboyesque depictions of genetalia. of course i resisted. just.
here is the first in an ocassional series entitled 'things i wish i'd never learned':
that alcohol is fattening. (i currently have a rather charming roll of flab trying to escape over the top of my trousers. it's more Chardonnay chub than beer belly though.)
that sunbathing is only a good thing while you are tanned. when the tan wears off all you're left with are wrinkles and crepey skin (which you will then spend fortunes on, trying to restore it to it's pre-frazzle state).
that there is no such thing as a free lunch.
that sometimes there are no happy endings.
i'm glad, however, that i've found out that the Olympic logo is meant to be a graphic interpretation of 2012 rather than just some random squiggles (which even i found a bit ropey for nearly half a million nicker! and you know how undiscerning i am.)
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