last night i dreamt that Mark Ronson and i were going to record a version of Up The Junction by Squeeze. i was going to change the lyrics to 'a boy from clapham' etc.
i was sure it was going to be a big hit and was very excited.
needless to say i was vaguely disappointed to wake up and realise it was actually a rainy Friday in London and i had to get up for gym / work.
it was by no means my first oniric encounter with celebrity. i am forever dreaming about Robbie Williams – we're always really good mates (and occaisionally a little more than friends) and hanging out together.
i've also had various 'celebrity' romances. these have included
Michael Stipe (we bonded intellectually before getting down and dirty)
Nick Cave (who i'd never really considered in THAT way before, but was quite smitten with after) and
Morrissey…
what does it all mean?
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it means you're a slut
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