in a tight spot

i'm very happy in my masculinity – Iron John? been there, done that.
and i'm not afraid to shed a tear over Terms of Endearment and Deal or No Deal. but the other day i was on the phone to someone's office and the person i wanted to speak to wasn't there. 'would you like to leave a message,' asked the PA. 'can you ask him to give Steven Short a call please', said i. to which she replied: 'Susan Short?'
then yesterday i picked up someone else's phone and said hello only to be met with 'hi Kate, how are you?'.
Maybe these size 6 support knickers aren't such a good idea…