Tuesday, January 8, 2008

porn to be alive

we're very 'teched up' here in my workplace. computers, email, faxes, photocopiers. you name it, we've got it. we've also got this great email firewall thing that traps naughty emails before they get a chance to sully my inbox and make me feel dirty!
once every couple of days i have to log on and delete all the ones that are caught.
i've just done Christmas's lot and i must say, a pretty sorry bunch they were. now, i like a bit of porn as much as the next man (we all do, there's no point denying it), but i do wish these spammers would be a little more discerning in what they send me. do i want to see two hot blondes get it on? erm, not unless it's heath ledger and paul bettany. and only then if there's nothing better on. am i interested in a bored housewife and a plumber? only if it will help me plumb in my own washing machine next time i move! you would think that in this 'bespoke, tailored to you' world we live in, the spam squad could do a little harder. and learn proper English while they are about it. ok, i understand the need to write c0ck, rather than cock, in order to get it over the firewall, but there is no excuse for 'is you're c0ck to small?'
and, no, thank you very much for asking. it isn't!
but that's a whole other entry…

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