today i took £100 out at the cashpoint.
'would you like an advice slip?' the cashpoint asked before it dispensed my money.
i normally turn down its kind offer but today, feeling a little lost and fuzzy (read hangover) i thought a bit of friendly advice might be just the thing. So, out pops my 'advice' slip. I was hoping for something useful or inspirational along the lines of:
'Get your haircut'
'Be nicer to your boyfriend'
'Always stay two drinks behind your client'
'Don't wear those jeans with that cardie'
instead i got a piece of paper saying 'withdrawal £100'.
now, is it just me, or is that definitely not advice!
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