Thursday, April 24, 2008

so many irritations, so little time...

today's niggles. in no particular order.
minty mist - my mum put 20 packets (that's the real figure by the way, not a gross exaggeration) of extra strong mints in my goodie bag for the train journey on Sunday. i brought them into work and have been unable to stop consuming them. i now feel like i have swallowed a cloud something similarly airy and nebulous, hence minty mist. i feel full of it.
(while on the subject of goodie bags, why is it that even though i will only go to my mum's for one night she will still buy me four muller light yoghurts! and why is it that i have breakfast before i go, the minute i get on the train my sandwiches start going 'cooey, we're here!' until i can't stop thinking about them and so consequently end up eating my lunch approximately 9 minutes after leaving Norwich.)

people who don't use toilet brushes. i'm not going to get vulgar - i'm sure you can imagine - but there is someone on my floor who doesn't seem to be able to work out what they are for. (clue: toilet. brush.) alternatively there might be a bear on the loose.

people who don't say thank you when you hold the door open for them (I know I've said that before but what is it about people? do i look like a bouncer?)

forever carrying an umbrella around and ALWAYS leaving it back in the office when it actually rains.

my dad asking me once again to be his facebook friend! what is it they say about being able to choose your friends but not your family?

Anyway, turned out nice again, hasn't it?

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