on the shelf

on facebook today (I know, what century AM i living in!) i saw that one of my 'friends' is a member of a gay rounders team.
i love rounders!
i looked at his most recent post and was greeted with picture after picture of athletic looking men running around with balls and bats, having what looked like a real laugh, and a picnic, and i found myself thinking 'I want to play'.
and that then led on to thinking about 'it' and meeting someone to do 'it' with (and yes, we have moved on from rounders now).
and i thought, oh no, am i going to have to join the virtual hordes and get online to get it on offline with someone?
and how would i describe myself these days and what would i ask for.
so far the best i've come up with is blue toothbrush seeks blue toothbrush. must like rounders.
which patently makes me sound like a maniac.